I am best man at my brothers wedding in a couple of weeks,does anyone have any jokes or one liners I can use?
July 22, 2010
Say to your brother, "(Brother’s name) You are getting a woman who is kind and beautiful, you are getting a woman who is thoughtful, insightful, respectful. You are getting a woman who will be with you in the good times and the bad. You are getting a woman who will love you forever. And (Bride’s name)? You are getting (Brother’s name).
It will bring the house down, I guarantee it.
5 Responses to “I am best man at my brothers wedding in a couple of weeks,does anyone have any jokes or one liners I can use?”
he’s lucky to have (insert his wife’s name here) for the rest of his life. i only had her one drunken night, and it’s a night i’ll never forget.
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By buddy on Jul 22, 2010
Happy wife happy life….and if that doesn’t work just remember its cheaper to keep er
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By Pusspuss Geroux on Jul 22, 2010
Ladies and gentlemen. Please check under your seat for a pictures that you’ll remember for the rest of your life.
"Priceless moment"
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By Master C on Jul 22, 2010
-So you give up your batchelors degree and she gets a masters degree! Isn’t life good??
-You’re officially part of the 3 rings club! Engagement ring, wedding ring and the suffering!
Thats all I can think of!
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By Lacems on Jul 22, 2010
Say to your brother, "(Brother’s name) You are getting a woman who is kind and beautiful, you are getting a woman who is thoughtful, insightful, respectful. You are getting a woman who will be with you in the good times and the bad. You are getting a woman who will love you forever. And (Bride’s name)? You are getting (Brother’s name).
It will bring the house down, I guarantee it.
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My best man speech
By SchafDawg37 on Jul 22, 2010